If you have ever been caught driving a motorized bar stool while intoxicated, you might just be a redneck. Really, you just can't make this kind of shit up.
Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.
Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.
Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.
Now, I hesitated to even put this guy up on Dumbassery simply because of the genius that went into not only thinking up, but actually building a motorized bar stool. Think about it, this guy built the conveyance to get him to and from the bar, AND provide him with a place to sit and drink while at the bar. The only reason Mr. Wygle would ever even have to get up off his ass would be to go and make room for more beer.
On second thought, maybe instead of being featured on Dumbassery, this guy should be featured on Bud Light's "Real Men of Genius"...
1 comment:
You are corect - you can't make this stuff up! You should call for submissions.....
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